Monday, July 18, 2011

Sally rocks York Emporium's Horrible Saturday


Dateline: July 16, 2011.
Location: York Emporium, York, PA

This year's Horrible Saturday at Pennsylvania's premiere used book and curiosity shop, York Emporium, featured a surprise guest--Sally the Zombie Cheerleader. The annual gathering features live appearances from horror, true crime, and weird history authors, and broke with its four-year tradition by featuring a live (or more accurately, undead) horror host. Sally mostly avoided eating the customers until after judging the Best Screamer in York contest. After that, with most of her eardrums intact, she basically ran amok.

During an interview with York Emporium's proprietor, Jim Lewin, Sally's choice of passages from her book, The Zombie Cheerleader's Big Book of Brains, ensured that the book would not appear on Jim's public access TV show. She read only the racy limericks from the book. Here for your reading pleasure is a family-friendly horror limerick from the Big Book of Brains:

The Zombie Cheerleader's Big Book of Brains is available at York Emporium, York, PA, Ukazoo Books in Towson, Maryland, and direct from Questionable.info.