National Poetry Month Day #11: Little Known Epistles

St. Paul's Letter to the Grammarians
Dear Grammarians,
Have you ever noticed that you never see a homophone by itself? They always occur in groups of two or more.
Yours sincerely,
St. Paul

PS: You asked for an example of apostrophes in action, to form a contraction, using the future tense. I'll follow up in a separate letter.

St. Paul's Letter to the Physicians
Dear Physicians,
Heal!
Yours sincerely,
St. Paul

St Paul's Letter to the Dalmatians
Dear Dalmatians,
Heel!
Yours sincerely,
St. Paul

St. Paul's Second Letter to the Grammarians
Dear Grammarians,
He'll.
Your sincerely,
St. Paul

The Grammarians' Letter to St. Paul
Dear St. Paul,
Sentence fragments? Bad idea!
Sincerely,
The Grammarians